๐ Joke: Cool Wife
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.
The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, โHow am I supposed to know? Weโre 200 miles inland!โ and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks, โSweetheart, who was that?โ
โI donโt know, some woman is asking if the coast is clear.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
