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๐Ÿ˜‚ Joke: A sales man promise!



A little old lady answered a knock on her front door one day, and saw it was a well-dressed door-to-door salesman carrying a vacuum cleaner.


โ€œGood morning,โ€ said the young man. โ€œIf I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.โ€


โ€œGo away!โ€ said the old lady. โ€œIโ€™m broke. I havenโ€™t got any money whatsoever.โ€


She tried to slam the door in his face, but the young man, desperate for a sale, wedged his foot in and pushed it wide open.


โ€œDonโ€™t be too hasty!โ€ he said. โ€œNot until you have at least seen my demonstration.โ€ And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. โ€œIf this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.โ€


The old lady stepped back and said, โ€œWell let me get you a fork, because they cut off my electricity this morning.โ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


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