๐ Joke: A sales man promise!

A little old lady answered a knock on her front door one day, and saw it was a well-dressed door-to-door salesman carrying a vacuum cleaner.
โGood morning,โ said the young man. โIf I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.โ
โGo away!โ said the old lady. โIโm broke. I havenโt got any money whatsoever.โ
She tried to slam the door in his face, but the young man, desperate for a sale, wedged his foot in and pushed it wide open.
โDonโt be too hasty!โ he said. โNot until you have at least seen my demonstration.โ And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. โIf this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.โ
The old lady stepped back and said, โWell let me get you a fork, because they cut off my electricity this morning.โ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ