A little old lady answered a knock on her front door one day, and saw it was a well-dressed door-to-door salesman carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”
“Go away!” said the old lady. “I’m broke. I haven’t got any money whatsoever.”
She tried to slam the door in his face, but the young man, desperate for a sale, wedged his foot in and pushed it wide open.
“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.” And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. “If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.”
The old lady stepped back and said, “Well let me get you a fork, because they cut off my electricity this morning.”😂🤣🤣🤣