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Learn from funny quotes 😉

Funny quotes serve multiple purposes and have various uses in different contexts. Humor and Entertainment, social bonding and Stress Relief: Laughter has been shown to reduce stress and promote relaxation. Funny quotes can be a quick and effective way to lift one's mood and alleviate stress.

While quotes are funny, but they can teach us a lot as well:

"Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." ~ Matt Groening

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." ~ Rita Rudner

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target" ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop" ~ Gertrude Stein

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." ~ Dennis Wholey

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." ~Alan Dundes

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." ~ Will Rogers

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason." ~Mark Twain

"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!" ~ Billy Connolly

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" ~ George Carlin

"If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you." ~ Groucho Marx

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." ~ Oscar Wilde


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