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One day, a man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says "Win $10,000 – Ask bartender for details." Curious, he asks the bartender what he needs to do to win the money.
The bartender tells him that there are three challenges he needs to complete in order to win the $10,000. The man is intrigued and asks for the details.
The bartender explains, "First, you have to drink a gallon of pepper tequila. Second, you have to go out back and pull the sore tooth out of my Rottweiler's mouth. And finally, there's a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm. You have to give her one."
The man is taken aback by the challenges, but he's also excited by the idea of winning $10,000. He decides to give it a shot.
The bartender pours a gallon of pepper tequila and the man begins to drink. He's sweating and his eyes are watering, but he manages to down the entire gallon in one sitting.
Next, he staggers out back to the Rottweiler. The other bar patrons hear growling and barking, then silence. After a few minutes, the man stumbles back into the bar with blood on his clothes and scratches on his arms and face.
He slurs, "Okay, where's that old lady with the sore tooth?" 🙈🙊😄😅😂