"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
 J.K. Rowling  

Two men met in heaven, so one of them is asking the other: What did you die of?' "I died of extreme cold. And what about you?' I came...

Bubba applied for an engineering position at a refinery.A Yankee applied for the same job, and, both applicants having the same...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.The man says, 'A hamburger,...

A first-year 8th grade school teacher noted that one of her students seemed distracted and was not performing well on tests. She took him...

Two middle aged women are arguing over the last seat on the bus.It gets really heated and they about to come to blows. The driver stops...

Susan enjoyed being naked in her apartment, so she kept a robe next to the front door in case someone rang the bell. One day, the bell...

An employee has a violent boss. One day, he decided to stand up and confront his boss. When his colleagues learned about his courage they...

A man wins one hundred grand in Las Vegas, and being so paranoid that someone might steal it, he decides to bury it in his backyard. The...

The health secrets of a 100-year-old man and his 98-year-old wife were sought after by everyone.The elderly man disclosed, "Here's my...

Ol Jeb walked into the bar and the bartender said "Gee, Jeb. You look awfully sad". Ol Jeb said "Well, there's just some things you can't...

A man rescues a "pirate" from a deserted island, After inviting the apparent pirate onto his boat, he asks whether it is harder to...

A couple were in a busy shopping center before Christmas. The husband wandered off as she was standing in line, saying something about...

Husband says to his wife. Husband: If I died would you date another man? Wife: Of course I would. Husband: Would you let him move in to...

A guy is out running in the park. He sees an older man sitting on a bench with an upset look on his face. The guy waves it off and...

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. ”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a...

Three Men are going to get locked away for 10 years!! Food and drink are provided, but they can wish for 1 paticular thing to entertain...