A woman visits a bank in downtown NYC and asks for a short-term $10,000 loan. Banker asks her for collateral, so she hands him the keys to her Mercedes.
She says she's going on a vacation, and will return the following week to repay the debt and retrieve her car.
Week later, she picks up the vehicle and pays back the loan, plus $50 interest.
Banker says, "Thanks for doing business with us. But, while you were away, we did a bit of research and discovered you are an extremely wealthy woman. Why did you need a loan?"
She replied, "Where else can I park my vehicle for $50 for a week in NYC?"😁😁😁