What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.😂

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles😂

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much since I procrastinate so much.

I told them, “Just you wait!”😂

Why were they called the “dark ages?”

Because there were a lot of knights.😂

What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel.🤣😂