when he saw his buddy Mick driving a brand new Mercedes, Mick pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Mick, where'd you get the car?"
"sue gave it to me" Mick Replied
"Sue gave it to you? I knew she was sweet on ye lad, but a new Merc?"
"well, Paddy, let me tell you what happened....we were driving out on a country road at 6 in the morning, in the middle of nowhere, Sue pulled off and headed in to the woods, she parked the car, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Mick, take whatever you want'. So i took her car!"
"you're a smart man!" said Paddy.
"Them clothes would never have fitted you"🤣🤣🤣