Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor
They decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them up.
A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying:
"One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you..."
He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a nearby Church to get the Priest.
"Father, please come with me." He said. "Come and witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued:
"One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you."
The Priest, white in his face, whispered to the drunkard.
"Dear Lord, you are right, but don't worry. They don't know that we are here."
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting and asked a question.
"What about the two at the gate?"🍊🍊😁😂😂😂