Just some things you can't explain...

Ol Jeb walked into the bar and the bartender said "Gee, Jeb. You look awfully sad".

Ol Jeb said "Well, there's just some things you can't explain"

Bartender: Aw, c'mon and try me, might make you feel better.

OJ: Well, this morning I was out in the barn milking the cow and, well, just some things you can't explain.

B: Go on

OJ: I get that bucket about half full and the cow kicks it over with her left back hoof and well, and, well, just some things you can't explain.

B: Whatcha do?

OJ: I grabbed a piece of rope and tied her leg to the nearest post and, well, just some things you can't explain.

B: Didja get back to milking?

OJ: I did, got that bucket about half full again, and the cows kicks the bucket over with her right back hoof and, well, just some things you can't explain.

B: Geesh, then whatcha do?

OJ: I got me another piece of rope and tied her right hoof to the other post and, well, just some things you can't explain.

B: Now you can get that bucket of milk, huh?

OJ: You'd think, but just as I was about halfway full again, the cow swings her tail and knocks the bucket over again and, well, just some things you can't explain.

B: I'm guessing you got more rope?

OJ: Nope, was all out of rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the top rafter ... just then my pants fell down, my wife walks in and, well, just some things you can't explain. 😃😃😃