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The "Cursed" Sandwich 🤣🤣😁




Three men are working on a same building site; Every day, they sit down to eat their lunch together at the top of the building.


The first man opens his lunchbox to reveal a ham sandwich.


ā€œBy godā€ the man exclaims, ā€œI hate ham sandwiches. I’ve been working in construction for twenty years and every day, despite me telling her how much I despise it, my wife gives me a ham sandwich. If I get a ham sandwich in my lunch again, I will throw myself off the top of this building and kill myself.ā€


The second man opens his lunchbox, revealing a cheese sandwich. ā€œShit!! another cheese sandwich! I hate these things, I tell you. Every day I tell my wife how much I despise cheese sandwiches but I still get them in my lunch. I’m with you buddy — if I ever get a cheese sandwich in my lunch again, I’m killing myself.ā€


The third man, having opened his lunchbox, now pipes in. ā€œI don’t believe it — another tuna sandwich! If I had a penny for every time I’ve told my wife how much I hate these, I wouldn’t have to work on this sordid site no more! I’m sick of it — count me in, if I get a tuna sandwich in my lunchbox again, I’m killing myself.ā€


The next day, the three men regroup at the top of the building and open their lunchboxes. The first man, a ham sandwich. The second, a cheese sandwich. The third, a tuna sandwich. The three men exchange solemn looks, before jumping in unison from the height of the building and crashing to the ground below in a crumpled heap of blood and bone — slain by their own hands.


At the funeral for the three men, their grieving wives turn to each other.


ā€œIf only I’d known how much he didn’t like ham sandwichesā€ says the wife of the first man, ā€œI always thought he was being ironic!ā€


ā€œAnd if only I’d known how much he didn’t like cheese sandwichesā€ says the wife of the second man, ā€œI always thought he was being sarcastic!ā€


ā€œAnd if only I’d known how much he didn’t like tuna sandwichesā€ says the wife of the third man, ā€œbut I don’t know what good it would have done — the fool made his own lunch!ā€ 😁😁🤣🤣🤣😁

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