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Three short jokesšŸ˜‚




  • I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt. ā™Ÿļø


  • Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off. šŸ”‹


  • A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ā€œUgh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!ā€ The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ā€œThe driver just insulted me!ā€ The man says: ā€œYou go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.ā€ 🐵


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