What a rescue!! 😁😂



Two men from a telecom company where fixing some phone lines in a remote location, far from the city, where one of the technician gets his wiener bitten by a rattlesnake while peeing on a bush.


His coworker, not knowing what to do, climbs to the top of the telephone pole, connects his service telephone to the wires and calls 911.


The guy on the pole: "Hello, emergencies? My coworker was bitten by a rattlesnake, what should we do?"


The 911 operator: "In your tool box you'll find a first aid kit. In it you'll find a syringe with antivenom. Inject it in the left leg"


The guy on the ground shouts: "What did they say?!"


The guy on the pole shouts back: "They said to look in the tool box you'll find a first aid kit! In it you'll find a syringe with antivenom! Inject it in the left leg!!"


After 30 seconds, the guy on the ground shouts: "There is no syringe!"


The guy on the pole, in the phone "There is no syringe."


911 answers back: "In the same kit, you'll find a pill bottle with some green pills. He should take 3 with some water."


The guy on the ground shouts: "What did they say?!"


The guy on the pole shouts back: "They said to look in the same kit, should be pill bottle with green pills! Take 3 of them with water!"


After few seconds, the guy on the ground shouts: "There is no pill bottle!"


The guy on the pole, in the phone: "There is no pill bottle."


911 operator: "Suck the venom out of the wound, with your mouth and spit out."


The guy on the ground shouts: "What did they say?!"


The guy on the pole: "They said that you are going to die." 🤣🤣🤣

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