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😂 Joke: Elderly woman painted portrait 💎


An Elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.


She told the artist: "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, a gold Rolex"!


But you are not wearing any of those things replied the artist.


I know she said, it's in case I should die before my husband, and since I am sure he will remarry right away, I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry 😂 😂💎 😂

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