"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
 J.K. Rowling  

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it...

Two married guys were talking to each other about their wives. The first guy says to the second, "You know, my wife is an angel. She's...

A husband and wife are having a hard time sleeping, given the fact their neighbor's dog is barking in the backyard all night long....

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says; "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because...

Ruth, a young blonde woman, was driving her Ferrari way over the speed limit, so she gets pulled over by the police. The policewoman, who...

Two hunters are advancing in the woods when one of the 2 suddenly collapses and fell down. He no longer moves, no longer breathes. His...

A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing...

A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then goes to do...

Three men approach the gates of heaven, only to find a very stressed-looking St. Peter He looks at the approaching men and wipes his brow...

A man was holding the hand of his wife who was dying at the hospital with only few hours left to live… the wife whispered in his...

Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home. He asks for 2...

A 90 year-old miser is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: "Is my beloved wife Sarah...

Three men are working on a same building site; Every day, they sit down to eat their lunch together at the top of the building. The first...

A farmer took his truck to the mechanic to get it fixed... They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would...