"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
 J.K. Rowling  

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About...

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers...

A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He notices a guy sitting by the window, gulping down a pint. Suddenly, the guy...

A family of five is going on vacation. They've rented an RV for the cross country trip. They loaded the RV with household items,...

The IRS tax agents decide to audit an elderly man, and summon him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when the old man...

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A truck driver had to deliver five hundred penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, the truck broke...

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor...

when he saw his buddy Mick driving a brand new Mercedes, Mick pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Mick, where'd you get the car?" "sue...

Two men from a telecom company where fixing some phone lines in a remote location, far from the city, where one of the technician gets...

A traffic cop stops a man for speeding: Policeman: "Can I see your driver's license?". Man: "I don't have it, they suspended it for...

Whenever the wife and I fight I sit down and watch my wedding video in reverse! I take the wedding band off her finger, hand her back to...

A man is walking in a cemetery when he hears the Third Symphony played backwards. When finished, the second symphony begins to play, also...

Definition of laziness: The art of taking rest before getting tired. Because prevention is better than cure. 🤣🤣

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they...