"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
 J.K. Rowling  

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student: What are your parents' names? The student replied: "My father's name is...

A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said: "We...

Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant. “Let’s go in and get something to eat,” Jim suggested....

This is what happened when he kept his car at his Grandma home garage for 2 months 🤣🤣

A little old lady answered a knock on her front door one day, and saw it was a well-dressed door-to-door salesman carrying a vacuum...

Two mothers are having a conversation about their children one day. - How do you get your Marvin up so early on school mornings? asks...

A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of...

A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party a fairy appeared to congratulate them...

A police officer pulled me over, approached my window, and said, "Papers?" I said "Scissors, I win!!!!" and drove off. I think he wants a...

An Elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist: "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald...

Once there was a woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen....

A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests...

One day in the morning, two schoolchildren, Thomas and Mike, were late for class. The teacher asks them: "why is this delay?" Thomas...

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train...

A husband wrote a message to his wife on his business trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: He wrote: "I am having such a...